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I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Awkwardly True Tales from the Far Side of Forty by Jenna McCarthy
epub |eng | 2014-07-01 | Author:Jenna McCarthy [McCarthy, Jenna]

CHAPTER 12 My Boss Is a Bitch: A Self-Employment Story Women my age are in a unique position. Unlike our moms just a generation before us—who mostly didn’t pursue careers ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability by Ron White
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2007-05-01 | Author:Ron White

Normally my wife's a very sensuous woman. One time we were driving down the road, and she decided to give me the highway delight. Or, as I like to affectionately ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
The Book of Awesome: Snow Days, Bakery Air, Finding Money in Your Pocket, and Other Simple, Brilliant Things by Neil Pasricha
mobi, pdf |eng | 2010-04-15 | Author:Neil Pasricha

Bowling celebrations Because let’s be honest: Most people are pretty stinking awful at rolling a ball the size and weight of a human head perfectly straight down a sixty-foot lane. ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
Not that You Asked by Steve Almond
mobi |eng | 2007-05-26 | Author:Steve Almond

JAY: Squeeze a little more poop on the dimmer. ANDY: There? JAY: No, now there’s a bounce off the fill. ANDY: What do you want, a Gary Coleman? JAY: Try ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
What I'd Say to the Martians by Handey Jack
mobi, epub |eng | 2008-04-07 | Author:Handey, Jack [Handey, Jack]

Some Funny New York Things The other day I was thinking up some funny New York things, and here are some of the things I came up with: A guy ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man by Tim Allen
mobi, epub |eng | 1995-09-01 | Author:Tim Allen

Then we got together and our relationship was not what I had imagined at all. I realized why Eric didn't pay any attention to her: because she was just bothersome. ...
( Category: Artists, Architects & Photographers June 11,2015 )
Television Can Blow Me by James Donaghy
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-07-26 | Author:James Donaghy

The Apprentice Series 2 You think 80s revivalism has gone too far? Of course you do - it was a cultural and political holocaust venerated only by piss drinking baby ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
Too Fat to Fish by Artie Lange;Anthony Bozza;Howard Stern
mobi |eng | 2009-06-02 | Author:Artie Lange;Anthony Bozza;Howard Stern

W ah Artie La I’m Out of Cocaine! Wah! 9 T he most important thing I’ve learned from working with the amazing Howard Stern for seven years is that the ...
( Category: Actors & Entertainers June 11,2015 )
Why My Third Husband Will Be A Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman by Lisa Scottoline
mobi, pdf |eng | 2010-10-12 | Author:Lisa Scottoline

Mona Lucy Smile I just lived an episode of Emergency Vet. Tune in. The star is Lucy, my old golden retriever, who is still rockin’ after thirteen years. Her eyes, ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
More Ketchup Than Salsa - Confessions of a Tenerife Barman by Cawley Joe
mobi, epub |eng | 2007-11-14 | Author:Cawley, Joe [Cawley, Joe]

It turned out he was almost right. Faith was threatening to leave Tenerife, but for good. After she had regained a little composure, she apologised to the rest of us ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
Barrel fever: stories and essays by David Sedaris
mobi |eng | 1994-06-01 | Author:David Sedaris

AFTER MALISON 7:45. I ARRIVE at Malison’s hotel an hour and fifteen minutes before his lecture is due to begin at the Pavilion of Thought. The desk clerk shoots me ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
For Crying Out Loud!: The World According to Clarkson by Jeremy Clarkson
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-07-15 | Author:Jeremy Clarkson

For Crying Out Loud! I once saw a group of people who’d taken some magic mushrooms, lying on the floor laughing hysterically at a tube of toothpaste. And toothpaste, so ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism! by Dave Barry
mobi, epub |eng | 2004-09-28 | Author:Dave Barry

A GPS Helps a Guy Always Know Where His Couch Is I’m a big fan of technology. Most guys are. This is why all important inventions were invented by guys. ...
( Category: Essays June 11,2015 )
Faker's Guide to the Classics by Michelle Witte
epub |eng | | Author:Michelle Witte [WITTE, MICHELLE]

Macbeth by William Shakespeare Published: 1606 Category: play (tragedy) Banned for: witchcraft. Those hags get such a bad rap. It’s not like they wanted murder and mayhem. They just set ...
( Category: General June 9,2015 )
Gumption: America's Gutsiest Troublemakers by Nick Offerman
epub |eng | 2015-05-26 | Author:Nick Offerman [Offerman, Nick]

Condemnation by category is the lowest form of hatred, for it is coldhearted and abstract, lacking the heat and even the courage of a personal hatred. Categorical condemnation is the ...
( Category: United States June 8,2015 )

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